Oh haaaaai.

Dear Wiz Khalifa: Wife me up plz?



(Yes Dylan, you were right)

spirit in the sky

Officially twenty-five.
I have three goals for the next six months.
I was not made for northern winters.



Go on ahead without me, I have some things of my own to do.

it's been a while

Basically I teach kiddies now and hangout with friends when I have the chance.

Words of advice:

Read - Margaret Atwood's "The Year of the Flood"
Listen to - The Band "Music from Big Pink"
Watch - "Badlands"

that is all.

second hand

The World's Longest Yard Sale.
a four day affair.








Total Time Spents: appox. 16 hours.
Total Amount Spent: $18.75

Obtained Following Goodies:

keep it on the down low, nobody has to know

summer slummer swummer scummer strummer.
but....oh those summer nights.

visited atlanta. got tattooed. got laid. got to see friends. got involved in a soul train dance line. trip a complete success.






"God will not look you over for medals, degrees or diplomas, but for scars."
-Elbert Hubbard

The most amazing thing ever happened at a bar in cincinnati this weekend. This older man came up to me after standing at the jukebox lurkin for a minute. The Neil Young song "Cowgirl in the Sand" starts playing, and he tells me "Babydoll, I had to play this song for you, because you seem to be exactly what Neil had in mind when writing it." I basically melted into the ground, told him he picked the perfect girl to use that line on, and contemplated marrying him for the rest of the evening. Player skillz.

Open Letter to O. Wilson

Dearest Owen Wilson,

I want to give you trillions of hugs and kisses.
Sometimes you make me really sad, even in funny movies.
I don't know why that is. Please stop it.
You are much cuter than Luke, and your nose makes me melt.
I'm not even grossed out by the rumor that you kiss hookers on the mouth.

yours truly,

Tiffany

Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition

First things First: I am now a Licensed Driver.

My little brother's friends take my life hostage sometimes.


"A child of the nineteenth century would quickly go mad with fear, I think, in the world of today. It must have been pretty wonderful to have lived in the years, say, between 1870 and 1914, when peace was the normal condition and people really were appalled at the idea of war, and believed there'd never be a big one. A big one was impossible, they used to say. It would cost too much. It would disrupt world trade and bankrupt everybody. Even after the first World War people didn't accept war as normal. They had to call it the War to End War or we wouldn't have fought it. Helen, what has become of us?" - - Alas, Babylon

As a sidenote...I really can't wait to see this movie: