grokking and water sharing

The beginning of spring puts me in the best mood ever.
I have been spending my days laying by the lake reading Heinlein and Russ.
I visit atlanta in two weeks, with mixed feelings.

I can't stop smiling about something. Can't stop. Won't stop. None of your business.

in other words....

What's been going on? Oh you know..a lotta this:



I have been invited to join their barony. I am weighing the pros and cons. Oh wait there are no cons. I would get to spin thread, make delicious authentic medieval food, and have men battle for my honor.

wipe the blood away

So last night I went and saw the remake of Last House On The Left, and was pleasantly surprised at its recreation. As a fan of the original I looked forward to hating it, but honestly it was pretty gnar.



The new additions of a garbage disposal, dad performing surgery (aka jackass from the movie Ghost), krug's brother being fine ass Aaron Paul, and a less brutal rape scene added to the enjoyment. However for some reason I can not see the one victim as anything but the "goldslick" vodka queen from Superbad.

My only two problems with the remake:
1) the mom totally doesnt bite the dude's dick off
2) the bitch in krug's crew is a scrawny crackhead, whereas she was super scary and badass in the first one



I would like to say as my final note about seeing the movie last night that I sat directly behind this jackass redneck with tourettes who proceeded to try and fight everyone in the theater as soon as the movie was over. fuck my life.

Love you Lefleur

In the past I have loved watching LOST with friends, however there is always a problem because you want to comment out loud but when you do, you can miss dialogue...that is why I now watch it alone and IM with Robley throughout the episode...getting to discuss but not missing anything amazing...this week I have decided to post a small selection from this conversation rather than my feelings about the episode (which was great)...

9:30pm Robley:

my friend cavan is convinced that the power of the island lies in the fact that faraday refuses to take his tie off

9:33pm Tiffany:

i love that you can tell time differences by whether or not sawyer has facial hair
oh fuck

9:36pm Robley:

hostiiiiiiiiles

9:36pm Tiffany:

hostile attaccccck

9:36pm Robley:

how did sawyer earn a house?
do you think faraday lives with him?

9:37pm Tiffany:

by giving every member of dharma a nickname obviously

9:37pm Robley:

come on gimme monster

9:37pm Tiffany:

riiiiiiichard
FUCK...Richard owns my heart

9:37pm Robley:

they let them stay cause they prove themselves in the attack

9:38pm Tiffany:

its already at 20 minutes left and ANOTHER commercial break
hahaah our status' are amazing

(Insert-----Robley Mcdonnell is dharma janitorial material.)

(Insert-----Tiffany isnt dharma material either James, no hard feelings.)

9:42pm Robley:

alright get serious now

9:42pm Tiffany:

back to serious

9:42pm Robley:

RICHARD!

9:42pm Tiffany:

oh shit the truce has been broken...someone is gonna get fucked
bonzaiii hahahahhaahaha

9:43pm Robley:

oh shit what if sawyer started the hard feelings
that lead to the purge

9:43pm Tiffany:

god i love sawyer so much
YES finally he gets real and talks some shit out
people never talk to eachother enough on this show

But this piece of our convo does not include the most gnar part of the entire episode...



Fuck. it is finally the entire four toed statue. Fuck all the LOST haters that decided to jump ship this season. This show is finally giving me all of the things that I have wanted for the past few years.

Righteous Rendezvous

One of my favorite activities while in Kentucky has been the utilization of the local library...which happens to have a 10 foot bronze statue of Mary Draper Ingles (who was taken captive by Shawnee Indians and brought to a valley near my house) which basically makes her look like a badness wizard/fairy/warrior:



So anyway, the other day I am there checking out Woody Allen joke books and enough Ursula Leguin to make anyone believe they are on the planet of Hain, when I notice two of the cutest boys ever come up on their bikes...I can't stop staring at them and they too are giving me looks of appreciation...then I start to notice how they are both dressed pretty nice for going on a bike ride to the library and have books in their hands already...in fact it looked a little like this:



yes I am insane and was trying to holler at some straight up mormon hotties...once they left I was so bummed I had to check out the second season of Big Love just to gawk at the son Ben...