Open Letter to O. Wilson

Dearest Owen Wilson,

I want to give you trillions of hugs and kisses.
Sometimes you make me really sad, even in funny movies.
I don't know why that is. Please stop it.
You are much cuter than Luke, and your nose makes me melt.
I'm not even grossed out by the rumor that you kiss hookers on the mouth.

yours truly,

Tiffany

Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition

First things First: I am now a Licensed Driver.

My little brother's friends take my life hostage sometimes.


"A child of the nineteenth century would quickly go mad with fear, I think, in the world of today. It must have been pretty wonderful to have lived in the years, say, between 1870 and 1914, when peace was the normal condition and people really were appalled at the idea of war, and believed there'd never be a big one. A big one was impossible, they used to say. It would cost too much. It would disrupt world trade and bankrupt everybody. Even after the first World War people didn't accept war as normal. They had to call it the War to End War or we wouldn't have fought it. Helen, what has become of us?" - - Alas, Babylon

As a sidenote...I really can't wait to see this movie:

I miss ya, I miss ya, I really wanna kiss ya but I can't

Number one: Jacob you have shown yourself. I love you. seriously.
"I'm not going to Kill Jacob, Ben, you are..."



my prediction for the next (and final) season: the unnamed enemy will be Jacob's brother and his name will be Esau.

Number two: I love good weather, and I love getting to enjoy it because I don't take care of the babies this week.



Number three: kentucky bbq's are officially my favorite thing about living here. I am going to be the cornhole champion by the end of the summer.

call me the breeze

Visitors. Visitors. Visitors. Visitors. Visitors.
slumber party. good will hunting. the duel II.






"The joy of life consists in the exercise of one's energies, continual growth, constant change, the enjoyment of every new experience. To stop means simply to die. The eternal mistake of mankind is to set up an attainable ideal."
-Aleister Crowley

sugar sugar

The past week has been pretty gnar in a good way.

I got to help the four women that sew the Kentucky Derby Rose blanket on Friday.



I'm making moneys. driving trucks. eating deer steaks.

Nathan and his friends that he is on tour with are coming to stay with me Thursday night. I am so excited. We are going to see the new Star Trek movie. Yayyyyy.

Two facts:

1) The internet is one of the most frustrating tools of all time ever, find out way too many things you don't care/want to ever know.

2) No matter how old you get, it always feels amazing when a basketball court full of high school boys stops the game to ask "Hey cutie you got a boyfriend?"

puppers and pretty blooms

These are some of the Knockout Roses I've planted and the Raspberry Parfait Dianthus'....oh and my dog Prissi...who owns my heart always.

but I guess I'm already there

activities as of late:

1. sunshine absorption (aka. lots a lake time)
2. driving
3. planting and gardening
4. creating and mending clothing
5. bbqing
6. planning and writing
7. rewatching twin peaks over and over

I kinda twitter now ---- @darling_tiffers